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Those Who Can't

( 10 Episodes Available)

There are teachers who inspire, enlighten, and challenge us. These are not those teachers. The series features three trouble-making teachers played by show creators and executive producers Adam Cayton-Holland, Andrew Orvedahl and Ben Roy of the Denver-based comedy troupe The Grawlix, with Maria Thayer (Eagleheart) starring alongside as the school librarian.
The teachers relive their glory days at Senior Prom, Fairbell and Abbey's "friend date" is a disaster, Quinn has the worst night of his life, and Shoemaker's looming divorce helps him get his angry band back together.

Take A Wonka On The Wild Side

Those Who Can't
Lang: English
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 25 mins
A former student leaves a threatening letter for the gang, and they quickly realize they're stuck in the middle of his sick, murderous game.

K-Pop Goes The Weasel

Those Who Can't
Lang: English
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 25 mins
Shoemaker is tormented by a disturbing sex dream, and the drama teacher wrongly advises him to act on it.

Wet Dreams May Come

Those Who Can't
Lang: English
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 25 mins
The guys come to school drunk on the day Superintendent Carson promises to fire the worst teacher.

For Whom The Bell's Tolls

Those Who Can't
Lang: English
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 25 mins
After leading the JV Girls Volleyball team to the State Championship, Fairbell gets benched when the PTA appoints a new coach.

What's Eating Uncle Jake?

Those Who Can't
Lang: English
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 25 mins
After a lice outbreak at Smoot, Loren takes matters into his own hands and commands the "hot zone.

Of Lice and Men

Those Who Can't
Lang: English
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 25 mins
Vending machines get yanked by the PTA, Loren faces off with his old home-ec teacher, and Fairbell's sexual orientation is uncovered by an odd videotape.

The Fairbell Tape

Those Who Can't
Lang: English
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 25 mins
The teachers protest poor working conditions by going on strike, Shoemaker and Abbey butt heads over who's the real strike leader, and Loren and Rod tailgate the event.

Lady and The Skamp

Those Who Can't
Lang: English
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 25 mins
Principal Quinn tasks the guys with helping a shy kid win the student election, but they do their jobs a little too well and unwittingly create a monster.

Oof, Nut City

Those Who Can't
Lang: English
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 25 mins
Pilot - When the school bully begins picking on some of the teachers at Smoot High, the teachers exact a terrible (and stupid) revenge...and even the librarian gets in on the action!

Pilot

Those Who Can't
Lang: English
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 25 mins
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