From the insane misadventures of "Cow and Chicken" comes a new breed of hero--the vivacious, vociferous, vermin-eating varmint I.M. Weasel. The world's smartest critter, I.M. masters everything he attempts, while dim-witted I.R. Baboon schemes to take all the credit for the astonishing accomplishments of his furry friend.
Conquistadors Weasel and Baboon set out from Spain to find the explorer No Pants To Layon, who was lost while searching for the fountain of youth.
Weasel and Baboon land on Mars to develop the planet using a terraforming robot. When the robot goes on strike, Weasel and Baboon must finish building the new city for the arriving colonists.
In a not-so-classic retelling of Cinderella, CinderWeasel is desperate to get to Prince Charming’s ball, but CinderWeasel’s evil stepbrother, Baboon, keeps getting in the way.
Weasel and Baboon get shrunken down in order to fix Red’s cracked gluteus maximus by working on it from the inside, but they don’t get out in time before they grow back to their normal size.
Baboon Man is a be-masked superhero with Boy Weasel as his sidekick. Their latest crisis: Someone is stealing all the pants of the world. Gee, who could that be?
Both Weasel and Baboon fall in love with their teacher while working out at the gym. Being the best of friends, Weasel and Baboon don’t want to compete for her affections, so they decide to let her choose between them.
I.R. gets a bicycle for Christmas and desperately wants to learn how to ride a two-wheeler. Weasel tries to teach him, but it’s one disaster after another until Weasel finally figures out that Santa messed up big-time ...
Back in caveman times, Weasel and Baboon try developing new inventions. Of course Weasel is the best caveman ever, while Baboon, needless to say, is not.
Everything is impossible for spies Weasel and Baboon when they set out on a stupid mission. (This episode description will self-destruct in five seconds.)
It’s revealed that through a clerical error, neither Weasel nor Baboon ever finished the third grade, so they both go back to school. Weasel hates grade school while Baboon fits happily in with the dim-witted children.
Famed scientist Weasel and his assistant, Baboon, find the last of the Freds, a tribe thought to be extinct. They bring him back to civilization, but Weasel can’t decipher his language. It turns out Fred speaks “Idiot,” so Baboon is naturally able to translate.
Weasel takes Baboon to game seven of the ? World Serious.? Baboon, however, does not share Weasel’s appreciation of baseball. He’s more interested in wandering around the stadium to buy snacks and merchandise.
Weasel and Baboon are bees in a hive. Baboon keeps performing a bad direction dance, sending all the other bees out to certain doom. Finally, they discover that Red is acting as the queen bee when he’s not even a bee.
Weasel tests the theory that if a thousand monkeys could type at a thousand typewriters, eventually they will create the greatest novel ever written. The monkeys, however, revolt when they discover they are only being paid in bananas.
Weasel and Baboon go in search of the legendary Big Butt. Of course, Big Butt turns out to be none other than Red, butt-walking his way across the Himalayas.
Weasel and Baboon are ordered by the king to go out and save the castle from an evil dragon. The dragon turns out to be (who else?) Red in a large, paper-mache costume.
Weasel and Baboon are the last two people on Earth. Both decide to cut loose and do everything they ever wanted to do because there’s no one around to stop them.
Civil engineer I.M. Weasel is called in to complete the Trans-Atlantic Bridge from New York to Paris. This infuriates Baboon, who thinks HE should be finishing the bridge.
Bathysphere operator I.R. Baboon takes children on a deep-sea tour. But the trip literally hits bottom when Baboon goes too deep and breaks the tether cable connecting the vessel to the surface.
The Queen of Yurp hires genealogist Weasel to find the rightful heir to her kingdom’s throne. It turns out to be Baboon, whose manners are so atrocious that Weasel must train him before presenting him to the queen.
Weasel wins a starring role in a film – a role that Baboon desperately wanted. Baboon steals Weasel’s skin, disguises himself as Weasel, tries to take his place on the movie set…and succeeds.
Pig farmer Baboon moves onto a vacant lot in the city. The smell from his pigs soon overpowers the populace, who call in odorologist I. M. Weasel to combat the dreadful stench.
The Women’s Naval Auxiliary is holding a fund-raiser Ping-Pong match on their air craft carrier. When a freak accident eliminates their star player, they call in retried Ping-Pong great I.M. Weasel.
Baboon steals the last example of a rare thistle and nearly kills it. Plant doctor I.M. Weasel is called upon to save the thistle, and in the process creates a hybrid Baboon-thistle plant that Baboon decides to marry.
Bailiff Baboon burns the law of gravity, causing all the world’s lawyers to float off the planet. (They’re the only ones who can understand the law, hence the only ones affected.)
Architect I.M. Weasel has just finished the first phase of redesigning New York City. As he’s having his picture taken in front of the Empire State Building, window washer Baboon falls on him.
Weasel creates a new world in a Petri dish. Baboon creates one in a litter box. When Baboon’s world doesn’t evolve as quickly as Weasel’s, he tries to incite war.
I.M. Weasel’s parents suffer from CCS (Chronic Crying Syndrome), so he moves them to the middle of the ocean, where their tears miraculously stop. As a result, the world’s rivers run dry and Weasel must cause himself to cry and rehydrate the Earth.
In ancient Egypt, Weasel and Baboon work together as asp exterminators. The palace of Cleopantless (Red) is overrun with asps and Weasel – despite Baboon and Red’s combined idiocy – must chase away the treacherous snakes.
I.M. Weasel plays a virtuoso performance on his harp at the Hollywood Bowl. I.R. Baboon is jealous and challenges Weasel to a duel with a bizarre electronic instrument he bought from Red.
An elderly I.M. Weasel rocks in a rocker at the Old Cartoon Stars home, while senior citizen I.R. Baboon sits in front of an Old Cartoon Sidekicks trailer and stews with jealousy.
Baboon accidentally saves a baby from a burning building and is hailed a hero. Stranger circumstances send Weasel on a downward spiral as Baboon rides the wave of popularity.
Weasel, filming a nature documentary on the last Baboonus Trailerus Mobills Stupidus, attempts to capture this endangered species on film. But baboon – nesting on driving ranges, weapons testing areas and atop the Empire State Building.
Weasel invents time underwear, which Baboon promptly steals hoping to change history in his favor. Through a strange twist of quantum mechanics, Baboon actually saves history by killing off the dinosaurs and inventing onion rings.
Weasel and famous hole-filler baboon clash over the world’s biggest hole. Baboon wins and plugs the hold only to learn it’s an in-ground volcano. Oops.
Weasel and Baboon are both sentenced to a correctional institute through a fluke of legal idiocy. Once inside, Weasel sets about to reform the correctional system only to find that it works pretty well already.
Pilot Weasel and co-pilot Baboon are carrying the precious cargo of people traveling upstream to spawn. When the babies start to arrive on the plane, the sheer weight of all the kids threatens to crash the whole endeavor.
Weasel and Baboon are washed shore on a dessert island. A tribe of Gingerbread men befriends Weasel in a touching moment of discovery – until Baboon eats the entire tribe.
Weasel and Baboon are vampires in Snottsylvania. Weasel makes peace with the peasants by helping them meet women. But Red, a famous vampire hunter, attempts to drive stakes through Weasel’s and Baboon’s hearts.
Weasel is working at the DMV when Baboon shows up to get a driver’s license. During his road test, Baboon quotes bad poetry while driving terribly. It turns out Baboon actually wanted to apply for poetic license.
Fed up with being cut down all the time, the tress of the world decide to fight back. Baboon, happily chopping every tree he sees, becomes their prime target.
It’s Baboon’s day of days: He’s getting married. Unfortunately, his bride leaves him standing at the altar. To save Baboon from embarrassment, Weasel has no choice but to stand in for the bride.
Weasel and Baboon are purchased in a pet store by an abnoxious little kid. Weasel makes a splendid pet, but no matter how hard he tries, Baboon is hopeless. Unloved by his new family, Baboon runs off and gets picked up by the pound.
Unbeknownst to each other, roommates Weasel and Baboon are both seeing the same psychiatrist, Red. They both tell Red about the trials and tribulations of living in the same apartment...
Red, the director, gives Weasel and Baboon the scripts for their new cartoon. Unfortunately, they contain nothing but the most hackneyed and overused clichés in the history of cartoons.
Weasel and Baboon are gladiators in ancient Rome serving a ruthless and pantless emperor, Red, who ignores their peaceful ways and instead lets the lions tear them to pieces.
As ghosts, Weasel and Baboon are assigned to haunt the mansion of Touloula Bottoms, famous ?D? movie actress (Red), but it turns out Miss Bottoms is scarier than anything the two of them can muster.
Weasel invents a bikini that also serves as a mode of transportation. Baboon hops on Weasels’s back, and the two of them break all known speed records – along with a few other things.
Weasel is a brilliant hairstylist while his brother-in-law, Baboon, does toes. When Weasel leaves on an emergency hairstyling job, Baboon takes over the shop and starts giving customers atrocious haircuts.
Weasel is captain of a whale, a sort of living submarine. Baboon is relegated to cleaning barnacles off the whale’s skin and such. When the whale is attacked by a giant squid, Weasel tries to fight it off.
Weasel, with his assistant, Baboon, invents a machine that can give dreams to the dreamless. When Baboon accidentally places himself inside the head of a patient, Earl, Weasel must follow him inside.
Private detectives Weasel and Baboon investigate eh mysterious disappearance of Cow and Chicken and other strange occurrences: Teacher is only half there. Flem and Earl are only outlines of themselves.
Fed up with an elaborate fire-selling scheme hatched by Baboon, Red and himself, Weasel converts Baboon and Red to the belief that wild fire should live in wild and not to be cooped up in fireplaces and ovens.
